President's Bulletin:
Updated 5th June 2026

EARTHQUAKE & TUGBOLT are back, this time not making people wince on the Udezumou Tag Warzone but commentating for ​​​ARMGODS ENGLAND on Saturday 6th June. 

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IRON PAUL MAIDEN called me & said "I want the best commentary partner for Dean Bolt on Armgods. But Martin Lennox was not available, Bobby Heenan & Gorilla Monsoon are both dead & Jesse the Body Ventura is living off grid in Mexico waiting for the world to end."

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Have things got so bad? Well they must have because it will be me back on the mic for Armgods England. 

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Saturday 6th June - Brickmakers Arms, BALSALL COMMON COVENTRY is the place where it's all going down. Mayor of the town - Mighty Noah Burton (who must be addressed as "Your Worshipful Mightyness" for the duration of the event) is taking on Vanillo Gorillo Mitch Tutt for the BMF Armgods Belt. 

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With a dozen other match ups for belts, title shots or just who is the man of the moment between two rutting studs there will be action. Vital questions will be answered. Can Judge Dredd arrest the rise of the Dragon? Will Claymore James Stewart wear a kilt? Will Oto Fogelmanis be wearing matching or clashing dayglo?  

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Those new or who have been living under a rock - & I'm talking to you Ventura - yes you can get still get tickets for the event on www.armgods.com. Those too timid to attend (& I'm talking to most of you now) can watch from behind sofas via livestream, also available by subscription from the same site. 

Well what are you wating for? Stop admiring the photo of me & Tugbolt & get ready for ARMGODS ENGLAND. 

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See you down the road.